i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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