ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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