to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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