Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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