Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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