I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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