You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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