yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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