Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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