he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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