What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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