I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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