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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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