i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
