Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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