I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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