but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
