Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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