How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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