Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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