office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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