Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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