My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
