My brain says no but my pants say off.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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