This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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