the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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