So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
