Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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