i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
this boner is exhausting
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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