I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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