yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Watching her eat just hurts me
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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