Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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