I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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