6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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