so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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