Sponge bath it is.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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