the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i think my cat just said my name.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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