I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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