I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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