Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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