found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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