i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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