Non-Jews are for practice
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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