I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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