He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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