I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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