Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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