I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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