What a fucking waste of an outfit
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Threesome in a minivan. New low
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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