...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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