I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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