hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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