My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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