It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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