we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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